The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]
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The Storm Crow D2020 [IN STOCK]

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HALLELUJAH! The Great Old Ones of the Postal Service have smiled upon us, and the D2020 is now IN STOCK! 

Existing D2020 pre-orders will be filled THIS WEEK. New D2020 orders will start shipping on NOVEMBER 27TH. If you want a D2020 as a stocking stuffer or other holiday gift, we recommend ordering as early as possible and choosing a TRACKED shipping method at checkout. Orders over $100 will be shipped for free via a tracked method.

(Or, if you're in Vancouver or Toronto, we also have a few in stock at Storm Crow Alehouse or Storm Crow Manor!)

Want a whole hellish bunch of D2020s for distribution to your (un)lucky friends? Check out the D2020x20 bundle!

Or do you want an entire end-times survival/sardonic mirth kit? Grab an Apocalypse Wow! 2020 Ultra-Mega-Pack!

Or maybe you just love dice? Grab one of every dice product we sell, including a D2020, in our ALL THE DICE pack! 

We made a playable d20 out of the plague-ridden infernal trashfire that is 2020. Because when the universe seems to be careening along the darkest timeline, why not play dice with it?

The D2020 is 40mm, or twice the usual size of a d20.

Extras include:

  • An appropriately blood-red dice bag to keep it in!
  • Two blank stickers to update the sides with new horrors as they arise this year!
  • A Mad Libs-style fill-in-the-blank apocalypse game along with a drinking game to play with the D2020; each die comes with a copy!

Sides include:

  • Locust Swarm
  • Online Education
  • Zoom Happy Hour
  • Meth Gators
  • Market Crash
  • Bleach Injection
  • Lockdown Hair
  • Donald Trump
  • Quarantine
  • Australian Bushfires
  • Riots
  • Hand Sanitizer
  • Murder Hornets
  • Autonomous Zone
  • Recession
  • World War 3
  • Brexit
  • X Æ A-12
  • Tiger King
  • Covid-19