This abominable flask is emblazoned with horrifying elder runes and the likeness of Cthulhu himself. Will probably encourage Yog-Sothoth to eat you first on his return from the Outer Spheres, thus sparing you the mind-shattering horror of observing the Lovecraftian apocalypse. Also holds your liquor, or an equal volume of hand sanitizer, blood or other liquid/beverage of your choice.