SHIPPING NOTE: The Sippy Cup of Cthulhu will ship by late November, in plenty of time for the holidays if you're in North America, though overseas delivery may be longer. Please note this timeline while ordering!
Cthu-goo-ga-ga! Introduce your great young one to the mysteries of the Great Old Ones with the Sippy Cup of Cthulhu, the most eldritch of all baby gear.
Our totally spillproof, BPA-free, 360-degree sippy-vessel seals automatically, much like the portals to non-Euclidean dimensions beyond the stars, after one drinks from it. Four out of five dentists recommend it for human children (6 months and up) and unholy star-spawned hybrids alike. The patented design keeps teeth in tip-top shape for tearing and rending, and the EZ-grip handles are perfect for tiny hands and/or tentacles.
After all, why should the grownups have all the fun/terror/cosmic dread?