Here's the deal. We don't actually sell these shot glasses (until now): to get one, you normally need to roll a 20 on a Random Shot d20 at one of the Storm Crow pubs. That's the only way.
But now it's a global pandemic and everything is weird and you can't actually do that and ARE THERE EVEN LAWS ANYMORE?!
Therefore, for an EXTREMELY limited time, if you want the fabled Critical Hit shot glass, you can pay the gold price instead of the iron.
Each shot glass comes with a handwritten haiku, penned by one of our head bartenders, in ode to a Random Shot from the menu.