Dinosaur Erotica
Dinosaur Erotica
Dinosaur Erotica
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Dinosaur Erotica

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Our Dinosaur Erotica capsules are back in stock! And you want something, uh, bigger, why not try our omnibus edition of the crown jewel of sexy saurian fiction, Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer?

“Dinosaur erotica?” Yes. Dinosaur erotica. Erotic stories about dinosaurs. Erotic stories featuring dinosaurs. Erotic stories… by dinosaurs. Order this and you will receive a capsule containing one (1) dinosaur figure and one (1) high-quality, professionally-written unit of dinosaur erotic fiction. Satisfaction, uh, guaranteed. (NOT FOR CHILDREN.)