The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
The Storm Crow D2020
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The Storm Crow D2020

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Our first run of the D2020 sold out in less than 2 weeks. But you can PRE-ORDER one now from the next run, which will arrive at the end of November and ship out in early December. Please be absolutely sure to note this timeline when ordering!

(Or, if you're in Vancouver or Toronto, you'll soon be able to get one at Storm Crow Alehouse or Storm Crow Manor!)

Want a whole hellish bunch of D2020s for distribution to your (un)lucky friends? Check out the D2020x20 bundle!

Or do you want an entire end-times survival/sardonic mirth kit? Grab an Apocalypse Wow! 2020 Ultra-Mega-Pack!

We made a playable d20 out of the plague-ridden infernal trashfire that is 2020. Because when the universe seems to be careening along the darkest timeline, why not play dice with it?

The D2020 is 40mm, or twice the usual size of a d20.

Extras include:

  • An appropriately blood-red dice bag to keep it in!
  • Two blank stickers to update the sides with new horrors as they arise this year!
  • A Mad Libs-style fill-in-the-blank apocalypse game along with a drinking game to play with the D2020; each die comes with a copy!

Sides include:

  • Locust Swarm
  • Online Education
  • Zoom Happy Hour
  • Meth Gators
  • Market Crash
  • Bleach Injection
  • Lockdown Hair
  • Donald Trump
  • Quarantine
  • Australian Bushfires
  • Riots
  • Hand Sanitizer
  • Murder Hornets
  • Autonomous Zone
  • Recession
  • World War 3
  • Brexit
  • X Æ A-12
  • Tiger King
  • Covid-19