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d2020

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We've got VERY VERY low stock left in the D2020 before it's gone forever!

(But if you're in Vancouver or Toronto, we also have a few in stock at Storm Crow Alehouse or Storm Crow Manor!)

Or do you want an entire end-times survival/sardonic mirth kit? Grab an Apocalypse Wow! 2020 Ultra-Mega-Pack!

Or maybe you just love dice? Grab one of every dice product we sell, including a D2020, in our ALL THE DICE pack! 

We made a playable d20 out of the plague-ridden infernal trashfire that is 2020. Because when the universe seems to be careening along the darkest timeline, why not play dice with it?

The D2020 is 40mm, or twice the usual size of a d20.

Extras include:

  • An appropriately blood-red dice bag to keep it in!
  • Two blank stickers to update the sides with new horrors as they arise this year!
  • A Mad Libs-style fill-in-the-blank apocalypse game along with a drinking game to play with the D2020; each die comes with a copy!

Sides include:

  • Locust Swarm
  • Online Education
  • Zoom Happy Hour
  • Meth Gators
  • Market Crash
  • Bleach Injection
  • Lockdown Hair
  • Donald Trump
  • Quarantine
  • Australian Bushfires
  • Riots
  • Hand Sanitizer
  • Murder Hornets
  • Autonomous Zone
  • Recession
  • World War 3
  • Brexit
  • X Æ A-12
  • Tiger King
  • Covid-19