Not Dead Yet - Unisex T-Shirt
Not Dead Yet - Unisex T-Shirt
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Not Dead Yet - Unisex T-Shirt

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100% of profits from our "Not Dead Yet" and "Still Alive" tees and tanks will be donated to  Ukrainian Diaspora Support Canada (UADSC), a local Canadian organization that provides free airfare to Canada for Ukrainian refugee families who have fled with nothing and cannot afford the cost of airline tickets, along with free lodging with fully-vetted volunteer "host families" in Canada. 

The latest in our "profanity-chic" social-distancing-friendly line of plaguewear! This summerweight tee proclaims to the world that you are, indeed, not fucking dead yet, as if Monty Python had been allowed to swear in that one scene from Life of Brian that we allllllll know by heart. 

Unisex sizing, S-4XL. "Model" (actually our currently-isolating chief marketing officer, because pandemic) is normally a women's size XS/S and is wearing a size S.

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