Don't let your love life go extinct! Our brand new dinosaur-erotica bath bomb (bath meteor?) will bring hydrothermal-vent levels of steaminess to your next soak in the tub.
Each bath bomb is shaped like a dinosaur egg, and contains a hidden capsule bearing a small dinosaur toy and an alluring morsel of erotic dinosaur flash-fiction, written by a Real Professional Writer whose identity is secret (but who you've probably heard of if you're a big science fiction fan. yes, we're telling the truth. no, we'll never tell.) Collect them all!
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid (Vitamin C), Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Primordial Sex Ooze.
(If you'd rather have your steamy dinosaur stories without the bath bomb, we've got our Dinosaur Erotica capsules as well. And if you've got a desperate craving for more long-form saurian sensuality, check out our very own masterwork Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer. Absolutely not for children!)