The latest in our "profanity-chic" social-distancing-friendly line of plaguewear! This awesome unisex tank proclaims to the world that you are, indeed, not fucking dead yet, as if Monty Python had been allowed to swear in that one scene from Life of Brian that we allllllll know by heart.
Unisex sizing, XS-XL. "Model" (actually our currently-isolating chief marketing officer, because pandemic) is normally a women's size XS/S and is wearing a size XS.
(Want the mask? Grab it here!)
*Not available for local pick-up.*
Please note that all wearable items are final sale.