"ONE VELOCIRAPTOR" Unisex Tee
"ONE VELOCIRAPTOR" Unisex Tee
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"ONE VELOCIRAPTOR" Unisex Tee

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Practice safe socializing: stay a minimum of one velociraptor away! Unlike our "OUT OF MELEE RANGE" tee, we expect that this shirt will retain its relevance long into the future: because who among us has not had the need to request that others stay out of our personal space?

Pairs especially well with a wearable rearview mirror that says "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR". (We don't sell one, but if you find one, please let us know? We want it.)

100% ringspun cotton. Unisex fit; please see size chart for specifics. Printed locally in Canada. Sizes S-4XL.

Please note that all wearable items are final sale.