Friend-o, in these challenging, unprecedented times, we know how very, very important it is for you to keep track of whether it's the eleventeenth of Shituary or the umpty-goddam-second of Fuckvember. That's why we created this super-convenient all-purpose magnetic 2020 calendar and scheduler. Clocking in at a girthy 5"x7", this bad boy will cling perpetually to your alcohol-filled fridge, reminding you of all the important appointments and pressing events you don't have.
Made right here in Canada by other borderline-batshit shut-ins. Buy two or three to stimulate the economy real good. Well. Our economy, anyway.