Apocalypse Wow! 2020 Ultra-Mega-Pack
Fires! Plagues! Earthquakes! It's 2020, y'all, and the world is extremely WTF.
But you know what's still alive? ONLINE SHOPPING.
Our Apocalypse Wow! Ultra-Mega-Pack comes with everything you need to survive the absolute dumpster inferno of the Plague Year. Here's what you get:
- 5 Storm Crow D2020s, our custom disaster dice where every side is a different critical fail from this year
- 2 Cthulhu Tuberz Masks
- 3 Legendary Item Masks
- 1 "Out Of Melee Range" unisex tee, to support social distancing
- 1 Epic Vessel of Caffeinating, to keep you fueled and dread-free
- 1 "How You Will Die" Card of Fortune, which is guaranteed not to say "Covid-19"