PRE-ORDER TIMING UPDATE! Pre-ordered decks were supposed to ship by the end of April... and then British Columbia, Canada, where we’re based, got hit by a massive third wave of Covid, which has caused a slight delay in shipping. Our apologies for this! We still expect to ship pre-orders in early May, so it’s not too much of a delay. Please do feel free to get in touch if you have any questions at all.
Our friends at Arcane Bullshit made the world's most amazingly weird oracle deck: so much so that we had to carry it on our very own online store.
This truly profane and yet genuinely profound deck includes:
- 106 weird images printed on standard tarot-sized cards (hence "oracle tarot deck"; the deck is oracle, the cards are tarot-sized!)
- Premium quality card stock, matte finish
- A confusing 48-page perfect-bound guidebook
- A gloriously sturdy 2-piece box, printed inside and out with arcane nonsense
- Cool nudity and cursing
Perfect for wallowing in the ennui-filled uncertainty of all existence and for sending unsolicited deck pics to unsuspecting normal people. (Do either of these at your own risk.)
If you're into this sort of thing, you should also have a look at our other Arcane Bullshit products, like the "BIG SEXY SATAN" patch and "NO PLACE LIKE HOLE" pin. Or if you want to wear your irreverence on a larger scale, try our very sweary Still Alive tee.