"Hand Sauronitizer" Sanitizer Spray 6-Pack
"Hand Sauronitizer" Sanitizer Spray 6-Pack
"Hand Sauronitizer" Sanitizer Spray 6-Pack
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"Hand Sauronitizer" Sanitizer Spray 6-Pack

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One spritz to rule them all! Our compact hand sanitizer spray bottle is perfect for taking wherever you go, whether on an unexpected journey across Middle-Earth or on a highly-expected journey to the grocery store. Filled in-house with small-batch artisan sanitizer made at a repurposed distillery here in Canada!

It's precisely the same thickness as an iPhone 11 (we checked) and about the size of a credit card, so it fits in your wallet, that little mini-pocket in the back of your booty shorts (we checked that too), your deerskin elven breeches, or anywhere else you need to stash it.

Just please don't actually throw it into Mount Doom, or any other fire. That would be quite explodey.