If you'd prefer to order the old edition, we still have a few in stock here in some sizes.
By popular demand: an edition of our "Out of Melee Range" tee with the crow and axe on the front! (Because not everything will be a sneak attack, and if there's a rogue on your tail, you've got more things to worry about than social distancing...)
We can't guarantee that this shirt will remain relevant post-2021 or so, but it will a) be useful as both serious sentiment and comic relief in the current hellscape that is the Plague Year, and b) be an interesting memento for the grandkids, who will probably be the coolest kids on the sky-schoolbus in 2050 when they wear it half-ironically under an ethically-vat-grown-bioengineered-leather jacket.
100% ringspun cotton. Unisex fit. Printed locally in Canada. Sizes S-4XL.
Please note that all wearable items are final sale.