"NOT DEAD YET" Unisex Tee

"NOT DEAD YET" Unisex Tee

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The latest in our "profanity-chic" social-distancing-friendly line of plaguewear! This summerweight tee proclaims to the world that you are, indeed, not fucking dead yet, as if Monty Python had been allowed to swear in that one scene from Life of Brian that we allllllll know by heart. 

Unisex sizing, S-4XL. "Model" (actually our currently-isolating chief marketing officer, because pandemic) is normally a women's size XS/S and is wearing a size S.

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*Not available for local pick-up*

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