"OUT OF MELEE RANGE" Unisex Tee
"OUT OF MELEE RANGE" Unisex Tee
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"OUT OF MELEE RANGE" Unisex Tee

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*NOTE: These shirts are currently in production and will be shipped the week of August 24th! Please note this shipping date when ordering.*

Practice social distancing: stay out of melee range, or a minimum of one velociraptor away! We can't guarantee that this shirt will remain relevant post-2021 or so, but it will a) be useful as both serious sentiment and comic relief in the current hellscape that is the Plague Year, and b) be an interesting memento for the grandkids, who will probably be the coolest kids on the sky-schoolbus in 2050 when they wear it half-ironically under an ethically-vat-grown-bioengineered-leather jacket. 

100% ringspun cotton. Unisex fit. Printed locally in Canada. Sizes S-4XL.